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While
shooting "The Night Of The Avaricious Actuary," Bob was
his usual playful self. It was the story of a man who possessed
a giant tuning fork capable of destroying small towns. Part of the
fun of this show was the friendship that showed between our director
lrving Moore and Bob who was forever putting-him-on. Bob might be
faced with the simplest of tasks but, in a pretentious spoiled brat
act, he would pout and tell Charlie Scott he didn't feel "motivated"
for the scene. Charlie would calmly remind him of his motivation
with a brief, "Think of the money, Bob." Bob would leap
immediately to the task at hand.
We
were about to do a scene in a shooting gallery using Bob as our
target when Irv called "Action". The camera was on the
riflemen. Irv was watching us closely and directing us with, "Watching
Bob... watching Bob... raise your rifles...." We were watching
Bob, our target, when he suddenly dropped his pants. Naturally we
burst out laughing and blew the scene. Bob's innocent look when
Irv turned to look at him and see what he had done to make us laugh
was enough to calm him down.
As
we were about to shoot Agent West, Ross Martin entered the gallery
disguised as a nearsighted old gas meter inspector who happened
to stop by at the wrong time. As he does his usual double-talking
to confuse the bad guys, he offers to shoot the target he supposedly
can't see. Taking the rifle, he begins to wave it about carelessly
and as the bad guys take cover, West cuts his bonds and rushes to
help Artie who tosses the rifle aside and runs to switch off the
destructive tuning fork that has been activated.
Irv
was now pressed for time and wanted to hurry to get the shot. Ross
asked for a rehearsal and Irv decided to shoot the rehearsal. If
the rehearsal is good, there is no need for a retake. The cameras
rolled and the action started. Ross fired wildly and, as West enters
the scene, tosses the rifle aside to run and switch off the tuning
fork. Somehow, the rifle hit the wall and bounced back into Ross'
path. Ross tripped over the rifle and received a painful hairline
fracture on his shinbone.
As
he lay beneath a table moaning from the pain and trying to explain
to Irv what had happened, he had enough thespian blood flowing through
his veins to ask lrv if he wanted to shoot his close-up while they
were waiting for the ambulance. As they were carrying Ross off the
set, Ken Chase was running along side and removing Ross' wig, goatee,
latex nose and facial disguise so he could quickly apply it to Bobby
Herron, who finished the scene for Ross.
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