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The
first person I saw milling about when I walked on the set of THE
WILD WILD WEST that October 3rd morning in 1966, was Alex Kaeck,
Robert Conrad's stand-in. Alex was first to bid me a good morning.
I met Alex through Mickey Golden when I worked the show as an extra.
Alex followed his greeting by welcoming me to the show. His "welcome
to the show" was an unusual greeting for a newcomer showing up to
work one day as an extra. He followed this unusual greeting with
an even more unexpected statement.
"Well, how does it feel to be standing-in for Bob?" he asked, smiling
broadly.
Since
I was under the impression that I was reporting to the set for a
days work as an extra, I had no idea what Alex was talking about
and the statement was beyond my immediate comprehension. The look
I gave him must have seemed as ridiculous to him as the question
sounded to me; after all, Alex was Bob's stand-in.
Alex Kaeck was Hawaiian, both in mind and body. He was a friendly,
well-mannered, dark-complexioned middle-aged man who looked younger
than his years. He was also a very good pianist who moonlighted
at the nearby Sportsman's Lodge in Studio City. Conrad spent many
evenings there, entertaining friends while listening to Alex play
the piano.
The
people who worked THE WILD WILD WEST television series were not
a serious-minded, self-serving group of people. They were a bunch
of fun-loving people who enjoyed their work and the people they
worked with. Show business is an unusual business and a person working
as an extra one week could well be your producer on a picture the
following week; the reverse also being a possibility. Few people
if any, who worked on THE WILD WILD WEST wore a suit or tie. Much
to my surprise, most were very down-to-earth people who treated
everybody the same and nobody seemed to push their weight around.
The old adage that "water seeks its own level" seems to hold true
in the world of show business. Those whose attitude didn't fit in
the mold of people around him, seemed to work themselves out of
the show.
A
perfect example of this happened while I was working with Bob on
another show. Bob quite often left his script in his dressing room,
at home or just simply laid it somewhere and lost it. I learned
this shortly after I started working on THE WILD WILD WEST and made
a habit of getting two extra scripts; one for me to follow his work
schedule and scenes, and an extra one for Bob. Quite often we used
all three, but it was far better and less expensive to have an extra
script on hand in case Bob lost his and/or mine than to hold things
up looking for a spare. I requested extra scripts from the new Assistant
Director, and explained the reasons for it, but he didn't like catering
to Bob's bad habits and never bothered ordering the extra scripts.
Before long, Bob lost both his script and mine so I had to borrow
one to loan him. I then went to the Assistant Director and asked
him to call the office for another script.
Later
that day, I was sitting with Bob passing the time of day when the
Assistant Director walked by. I asked if he had remembered to call
the office and he apparently thought he'd take advantage of the
opportunity to embarrass me in front of Bob.
"Yea," he snapped at me! "You ORDERED me to do it, didn't you?"
Emphasizing the word "ordered", his response was quick, mean and
sarcastic.
It
was the last thing I expected and was caught completely off-guard.
I stared at him openmouthed but, if I was at a loss for words, I
could have been knocked over with a feather with what followed.
In an instant, Bob was out of his chair and in that Assistant's
face. Then, with that cold, icy tone he uses when he is really mad,
he read the Assistant off:
"I don't know what the hell's going on here but if Cang said he
wanted you to do something, he 'asked', he didn't 'order', and if
he 'asked' you to do something, it's because it's your job and if
you don't like your job, just let me know and we'll see what we
can do about getting you replaced."
I
have no idea what made Bob explode like he did but he did. I wanted
to explain but Bob wouldn't let me.
"You
don't have to explain anything to me!"
I
never brought the subject up again and was proud of the fact that
he trusted me enough to defend me without an explanation of what
really had happened. The Assistant Director, apparently suffering
from delusions of grandeur, elected to leave after losing several
more minor disputes. He just didn't fit the mold of the others on
the show.
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